Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dear Past Whitney,

Please, stop stressing.

There is no need to worry so much. You'll see, things will work out just fine.

Your wonderful parents will help you out financially. Classes will remain difficult (but it is your Junior year..what do you expect?) however your attitude will improve and you'll see there is hope for a decent semester.

You just need to chill out. Things aren't that bad. You'll have a really great time Sunday at your "Min" Christmas Party, drinking lots of Tequila with your friend Luz. You'll receive a great gift set of a Big bottle of Disaronno, two fancy glasses, and two fancy shot glasses. You'll also be compared to Hannah Montana in the annual employee roast (good girl with a hidden bad streak).

That Tuesday you've been dreading? Don't worry, it will go quickly AND you'll have a blast going out to dinner with all your friends at Olive Garden.

So sit back, relax, thank your mom and dad for being the best parents a girl could ask for, and freakin stop stressing already!

Love,
Future Whitney

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